I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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