is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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