yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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