we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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