i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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