Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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