I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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