this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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