I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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