if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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