would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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