He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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