Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
