at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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