I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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