I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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