Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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