Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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