Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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