You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
you inspire me to be a worse person
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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