the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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