If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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