Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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