So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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