I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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