I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Randomize
