Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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