ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Randomize
