We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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