the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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