Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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