what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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