idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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