would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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