The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I am midnight drunk by noon
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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