Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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