and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
