just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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