Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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