I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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