drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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