jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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