Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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