Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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