Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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