White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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