Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Why is your signature on my underwear?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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