We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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