I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
She told me I should be a condom model.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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