so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Too much gin, very little bucket
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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