Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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