bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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