This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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