careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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