We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
