Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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